Want to walk the walk—or, in this case, run the run? Then it’s time to learn how to talk the talk!
Everyone knows runners are all a liiittle bit crazy, so it’s no surprise they have a language all their own.
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RUNFIE
(NOUN)
A photograph that you take of yourself before, during and after a run, proving to the world just how bad-ass you are.
Easily identified via the sentences:
“I’m going to slay this marathon, but first, let me take a runfie.”
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RUN-NY
(ADJECTIVE)
A runner or running event evoking a ton of laughter or amusement; humorous.
Easily identified via the sentences:
“Oh, she is so funny! The last time we ran together, she made me laugh so hard GU came out of my nose!”
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RUNVIOUS
(ADJECTIVE)
Feeling or showing envy of another runner.
Easily identified via the sentences:
“No, I’m not jealous that I didn’t get into the Cross Country SA Team! I’m fine!”
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RUNGER
(ADJECTIVE)
An overwhelming feeling of weakness and/or rage caused by the hunger a runner experiences every 1-2 hours when training for an endurance race.
Easily identified via the sentences:
"I ran a half marathon yesterday, and right now, I need a pizza. NO, I’M NOT GOING TO SHARE. GET YOUR OWN PIZZA!”
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RUNCH
(NOUN)
A meal eaten in the middle of the day before and/or after lunch but because you’re a runner and runger is real.
Easily identified via the sentences:
“What do you want to eat for runch? I had a salad for lunch, and I’m starving! Let’s get burgers and chips!”
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RUNHOLE
(NOUN)
An irritating or contemptible runner who neglects their friends, family and significant others when they train for an endurance race.
Easily identified via the sentences:
“I can’t; I have a long run in the morning”
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RUNKLES
(NOUN)
When your calves and feet become one due to excessive amounts of running.
Easily identified via the sentences:
“Will you rub my runkles?”
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